The Bong Seatbelt

In 2001, I invented the Bong Seatbelt. It cost me $1.50 and protected our Roor for years. Simply buy one of those black rubber bungee cords. Remove the metal S-hooks, and cut off the stubby ends with a utility knife. Slip two small washers onto two wood screws and push them through the holes in the black rubber tabs. Use a drill to secure each whole unit to the floor.

Now you'll have a cozy home for your kit, safe from cats and errant beer bottles.