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Andy takes better pictures. He gets the intermanet, which I still think is a hypebeast, full of sound and fury. It's really just a big fucking tee vee with a smarter, faster clicker.
But I know more words and tell better stories. More importantly, I'm way funnier. Welcome to the cave, dear reader. Think of it as one part of each of the following:
--the quiet reading section of the children's library you patronized, the section with the corduroy pillows (you were too young to know then that they were probably lice-infested), the section with the posters of Wild Things and the tall, tinted windows, with the felt storyboards and the low stacks on all sides
--the dive bar with the most generous buyback policy, with mismatched chairs and dusty objets hanging from the ceiling, the mannequins and aluminum christmas trees and whatever else the owner could haul out of the trash, the bar with the red bulbs in the pendant lights and the jukebox that knows who you are
--the backseat of the ski bus, where you gave/got your first bj
The cave's first offering: Etienne's new favorite cartoon.