Ketchup packets are poorly conceived. They don't contain enough ketchup, and when you do try to harvest what little Heinz they hold, you can only ever squeeze half out. It's such a waste of ketchup.
Why doesn't ketchup come in creamer cups? The kind with the thin plastic shell and foil peel-away top. They would hold a lot more ketchup; it would be a lot easier to squeeze out; and it is a fucking cup in which to dip your French fries (a la the pleated paper cups at Wendy's). You could get every last bit of ketchup if you wanted, using your French fry as a tool, like a chimp. It would be so much better.
I know I'm promoting disposable plastic, but it couldn't be much worse than the current packets, right?